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me: i'd be the shit in high school right now.
james: ya. i'd be the shit in middle school right now too.
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kavan: it's alright, the man is a genuis.
me: fool whatever, i'd bang on stephen hawkings if we played basketball.
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me: damn mike, those ipod speakers are amazing, how much were they?
mike farhat: i don't know, they were handing them out at the grammys.
me: oh.
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katie: you know mg, if we lived in baker, we'd be home by now.
(passing through baker)
katie: mg, if we lived in rancho cucamonga, we'd be home by now.
(passing through rancho cucamonga)
katie: if we lived at this stop light, we'd be home by now.
me: katie...
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laura: i can't fit into my favorite dress anymore. i'm like swimming in it now, i'm gonna gain weight so i can wear it again.
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james: it's time for us to get quiet and listen. and once we hear, we will speak to the world. hell yes. we will bring hay bails on stage to sit on and perform for hipsters. horses and pigs all over the stage, the pig is on a rotisserie. it's a live slaughterhouse folk concert. the order of the spinning pig. im signing out of gchat now, i need to read the bible.
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the electric six: i've got something to put in you. yes, i've got something to put in you, at the gay bar, the gay bar. :o
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tyler: i hate how they have that green line when they swim. it's so stupid, i don't get why it's there- it means nothing. (the world record pace line at the olympic swimming competitions)
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james: hell yeah, so you played her a song?
me: no...i couldn't remember any.
james: damnit michael. your ass is impotent.
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laura: i love you. i'm sorry i'm saying it while walking in front of you and facing the other way, but you know what i mean.