work

12:39 PM
incoming call

ME: hello?
JABAR: hi michael
ME: what's up jabar
JABAR: mike...what're you doing?
ME: fool i'm at work
JABAR: mike i'm really bored right now
ME: jabar i'm at work you can't just call me when you're bored
JABAR: oh but mike-
ME: maan, i gotta go
call end.

JABAR text 12:40 PM: But mike..."I want to touch ur body with my mind." (leonard cohen lyric)
ME text 12:43 PM: Oh do you jabar? What part of my body jabar? I hope not the dick or the asshole, that would be gay and I know you got those gay thoughts jabar.
ME text 12:43 PM: Jabar did you really wanna play this game jabar?
JABAR text 12:45 PM: I hate u...I'm done
ME text 12:45 PM: Oh but jabar I just started and I'm gonna get started
JABAR text 12:47 PM: U make things not fun anymore
ME text 12:48 PM: Allen ginsberg wants said "there lain the sword of the angel headed hipster". Jabar he was talking about a gay dude's dick
JABAR text 12:49 PM: Ok...leave me alone
ME text 12:51 PM: Hi jabar
ME text 12:54 PM: Jabar be my friend let's talk. How's the shop today?
JABAR text 12:56 PM: Its chill nothing much
ME text 12:58 PM: If you want I can give you some really dope audiobooks to bump at the store
JABAR text 1:05 PM: Stop with that gay shit
ME text 1:06 PM: Jabar you should sell books and gay porn at your store too
JABAR text 1:07 PM: Mike...no more U win bitch!!! Leave me alone
ME text 1:07 PM: Man jabar, I'm really glad you called me cuz you were bored, we're like best friends and shit

we really are <3

right jabar?


...

jabar?

JABAR text 1:33 PM: Ur wack